Monday, 11 May 2009

D & C

I hate medics that have not yet learned that their main function is to duck and cover (D&C), heal and desperately yell "SCOUT!" on voicechat before they die a horrible death.

Thing is, medics, when you show yourself it's like a big neon sign saying "SHOOT ME!" and that's not a good thing when you're supposed to stay alive. I know, I know, you want to see what the big boys are doing, you don't trust anyone to warn you of danger, and you find it boring to stare at that soldier butt after a while.

Of course, if the soldier you've been healing runs away, you don't realize that's a sure sign of incoming trouble. No, you have to run out of your D&C hideout because you really want to see the rocket that kills you mere milliseconds later.

This is you.

Don't go look and see, go D&C.